$CHNK
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Meet Chonkpango — the roundest, saltiest pangolin in the tri-state area. Discovered mid-nap at a wildlife sanctuary, he has scored zero interest in predators, food chains, or personal growth. His entire personality is being a scaly ball that will not, under any circumstances, participate in your day. Analysts agree: bearish on effort, bullish on chonk.