$FARTDOG GRADUATED TO DEX
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Meet Fart Dog ($FARTDOG). Look at that frozen, wide-eyed face. That’s not a dog about to do something—that’s a dog who just did. It’s the universal look of silent regret with zero actual remorse. He knows. You know. Silent. Sudden. Impossible to un-smell. The three reasons the crew keeps holding.