$CHASPE
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Long before frogs, dogs, or any other mascot, there was only Gloop. A single, pulsing mass of glowing green slime floating in the void. It didn’t invent money. It is money. Every other coin is just dried-up residue that forgot its origins. Holding $GLOOP is less “investing” and more “returning to the source code of degeneracy.”